bring money and cleavage
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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