Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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