wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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