Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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