i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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