We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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