we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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