why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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