I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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