How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.