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• (212): View more from New York

  dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?

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  idk but i think it had a face

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.

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  I could make treat bags

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I find this completely acceptable.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.

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• (562): View more from California

  sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone

  (1-562): View more from California

  there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self

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• (925): View more from California

  I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  dude wtf why are there forks in my wall

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."

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