just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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