Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
