So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
