i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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