I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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