After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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