batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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