You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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