i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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