We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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