making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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