i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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