just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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