Who did Billy Mays play for?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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