well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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