Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I can't put those talents on a resume
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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