Me too!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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