Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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