haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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