I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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