i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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