He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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