so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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