Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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