all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Farmville is her only friend.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
