im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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