The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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