I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I skipped work to stalk him.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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