Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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