Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Pooping to opera.
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