Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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