Already got asked if we're dating
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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