just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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