I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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