is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
