You really coming over, don't trick.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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