I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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