im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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