I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Text me some of your sweat
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
