i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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