i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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