Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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